do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life
(Source: koujakuebooks, via )
@6 months ago with 311694 notes#text #friend #me
do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life
(Source: koujakuebooks, via )
@6 months ago with 311694 notes| me: | um |
| me: | hi.. |
| me: | i mean... |
| me: | wait.. |
| me: | omg |
| me: | im sorry |
i hate when people pour my cereal
they don’t know the amount of milk i like
they don’t know how much cereal i want
they don’t know me
they don’t know my life
they don’t know what i been through
(via 1132pm)
@10 months ago with 147337 notes| friend: | move you're blocking the view |
| me: | I am the view. |
| teacher: | what's something that you need that you can't see or feel? |
| person: | air |
| me: | wifi |
(Source: ohthatmarie)
| me: | closes wrong tab |
| me: | PTERODACTYL NOISE |
| my mom: | you can't stay online forever |
| me: | is that a challenge |
| me: | wow could my thighs get any bigger |
| *sits down* | |
| me: | apparently yes |
I’m so awkward, nothing is even awkward to me anymore.
(Source: savannahblair, via tsulakidi)
@10 months ago with 17 notesread this if you have a crush on me
(Source: wakeandbape, via omgphantastic)
@10 months ago with 58889 notesI love it when somone has the same opinion and point of view than me toward someone else.
(Source: ohthatmarie)
@11 months agoYou could have reblogged this from me.
(Source: ohthatmarie)
@11 months agodo you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life
(Source: koujakuebooks, via )
| my mom: | you can't stay online forever |
| me: | is that a challenge |
| me: | um |
| me: | hi.. |
| me: | i mean... |
| me: | wait.. |
| me: | omg |
| me: | im sorry |
| me: | wow could my thighs get any bigger |
| *sits down* | |
| me: | apparently yes |
i hate when people pour my cereal
they don’t know the amount of milk i like
they don’t know how much cereal i want
they don’t know me
they don’t know my life
they don’t know what i been through
(via 1132pm)
I’m so awkward, nothing is even awkward to me anymore.
(Source: savannahblair, via tsulakidi)
| friend: | move you're blocking the view |
| me: | I am the view. |
read this if you have a crush on me
(Source: wakeandbape, via omgphantastic)
| teacher: | what's something that you need that you can't see or feel? |
| person: | air |
| me: | wifi |
I love it when somone has the same opinion and point of view than me toward someone else.
(Source: ohthatmarie)
(Source: ohthatmarie)
You could have reblogged this from me.
(Source: ohthatmarie)
| me: | closes wrong tab |
| me: | PTERODACTYL NOISE |